Polly Mistletoe rolled her pretty green eyes. “Oh it’s not
that bad, silly! Okay, there’ve been a few accidents, bu…”
“Accidents?!?” Comet shouted, his nostrils flaring. “Accidents?
A full third of the Christmas Elves burned alive, Rudolf torn into bloody
gobbets and scattered over a square mile, Sparky gone, Sugarplum Mary nowhere
to be found, and that psychotic bitch Mrs. Claus out roaming around doing God
knows what, and you think it’s all accidental? Reindeer shit!”
“You’re blowing everything out of proportion, Comet!”
“Oh for fuck’s sake!” He leaned in close; his wide antlers
thudding against the wall on either side of Polly, pinning her in place as his
wild eyes bored into hers, his hot breath on her fine-boned face. “This isn’t some
twinkly-ass vampire movie, Polly! This is real, and it’s ugly, and you have got
to face up to it. Someone is trying to kill every single one of us, and if we don’t
figure out what the hell is going on, they’re going to do it!”
“It’ll be okay, though. Santa…”
“Santa?” Comet snorted. “The only thing that sack of fat is
interested in is finding the bottom of every bottle in Miami. No. Santa
abandoned us a long time ago, Polly. We’re on our own. God help us, but we
really are.”
"Twinkly-ass vampire movie" made me smile. I'm really enjoying this. That probably is an indication of something deeply wrong with me.
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